What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

What do you call a black guy that goes into space?

An Afronaut

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What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.