What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China?

That would be wong on so many levels!

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner