What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.