How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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How do you make something go viral?

Herpes.

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.