What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception