What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

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How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception