What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.