What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.