Miss. Steak Jokes

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

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What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

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Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands