Miss. Steak Jokes

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

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What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.