Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.