Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What do you call it when two robots miscommunicate?

A syntax error.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.