Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why was the chicken happy?

A: Everything was eggcellent.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating