What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

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How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory