Anything you want they're not going to hear you.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
They wanted a better celery!
You pullet.
You don't want to look down.
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me
Woah, the traffic is moving.
Easy. More traffic is going to hell.
