Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

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What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

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Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.