Chinese Guy Jokes

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

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What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird?

Gooks of Hazard

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.

Lmao Jokes More Lmao Jokes

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.