Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why was the snow yellow?

Elsa let it go!

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.