A: Pretty good
Finding out it's curable.
The captain's log.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
You get mourning wood.
Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Bill Cosby