What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.