What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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A match maiden heaven

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Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!