Cholo Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

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What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

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Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

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Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Temper Jokes More Temper Jokes

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

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Home Jokes More Home Jokes

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.