What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.