Football Game Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Iq Jokes More Iq Jokes

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.