What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Slug Jokes More Slug Jokes

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!