What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

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What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue