What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether