What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Little Patient Jokes More Little Patient Jokes

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.