What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Little Patient Jokes More Little Patient Jokes

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.