What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

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What type of monster really loves dance music?

A: The boogieman.

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.