What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.