Scold Jokes

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

What do you do with a wombat?

A: You play wom with it.

Moose Jokes More Moose Jokes

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.