What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !

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Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

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What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)