How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework"

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit