How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken?

Stay out of parms way.

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.