How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

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What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

12 pirates.

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL