How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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What do you tell a slow tomato?

what Ketchup

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

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Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

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Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise