Follower Jokes

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call an all guy Christian party?

A suseJ fest

What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

Deadhead Jokes More Deadhead Jokes

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What do you call a burning white guy?

A firecracker

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy