Follower Jokes

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

30 Year Jokes More 30 Year Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Pac Man Jokes More Pac Man Jokes

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

Tsar Jokes More Tsar Jokes

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.