Samsung Note Jokes

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

What u call a black woman with 7 abortions?

Crimefighter

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What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Launch Jokes More Launch Jokes

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

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How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Follower Jokes More Follower Jokes

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!