It was an explosive success
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The Samsung Note 7
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.
I'm not scared when the bull charges
Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"
it's must-up ..
The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."
GERMANY!!!!
Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss
Face value.
A: He was selling quack.
A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
A cow-culator! (Cue groans)
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out
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Network.
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
Are you ashamed of me
