What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

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What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

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How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.