What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

How does a man cut his hair on the moon?

Eclipse it

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.