What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation