What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!