What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.