What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

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What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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What do fish do when they have cancer?

Nemotherapy

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.