What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

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What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!