Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
Doug
No, wait.
Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.
Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny
A leotard
A Nanak Nanak joke.
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
A Clown-Dyke-Bar Credit to
Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five
And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."
