Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

Aboriginal Jokes More Aboriginal Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.