What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).

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What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

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What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.