Mourn Wood Jokes

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

Why we going into the woods?

Let me out"

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

Grandmother Jokes More Grandmother Jokes

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood