Mourn Wood Jokes

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

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When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

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What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

How many "suh dudes" does it take to turn on a light bulb?

None, it's already lit fam haha suh dude.