Mourn Wood Jokes

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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Mourning wood.

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A casket

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What is made of wood and sticky?

a Stick!

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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Which is the worst hand to lose?

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They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood