What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.