What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise