Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

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Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.