Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.