What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

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How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

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Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.