What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.