Predator Jokes

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"?

Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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What is the opposite of a Predator?

a Postdator

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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do people with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

How does an alien get back to his home planet?

ayy lmao

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.