Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is yellow and wears a mask?

A: The Lone Lemon.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Impotent Jokes More Impotent Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire