Sardine Jokes

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

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What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Where do people with one leg work at?

and what are the employees names?

Stupid Fish Jokes More Stupid Fish Jokes

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.