Sniper Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Whore that was shot by a sniper?

360 hoscope

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert?

Nothing

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe

What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas

Scottsman Jokes More Scottsman Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

Texans Jokes More Texans Jokes

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth