Sniper Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Whore that was shot by a sniper?

360 hoscope

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

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What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

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A police officer in America.

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What do you call a communist sniper?

A Marxman!

What do you call a communnist sniper?

A Marxman

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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What do you call a showoff Texan?

tatious.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52