Sniper Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Whore that was shot by a sniper?

360 hoscope

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

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What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Scottsman Jokes More Scottsman Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

Sh Jokes More Sh Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

Sniper Rifle Jokes More Sniper Rifle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.