Snot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

Funniest Jokes More Funniest Jokes

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents