Decline Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

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Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid

Kylo Ren Jokes More Kylo Ren Jokes

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

Wow Jokes More Wow Jokes

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Rally Jokes More Rally Jokes

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies?

Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!