The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
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Suture self!
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Insufficient funds.
Cause he been solo.
He was just two tired.
He lost his SANTAty
OC He looked inside Santa's sack.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Suture self!"
Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
At least one group can grow a beard.
All their statements are baseless.
They end every statement with init
The Devil has standards.
2016
The iDied
Because he's always inbetween jobs.
