What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?

Radical Islam

European Jokes More European Jokes

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

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What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?

A: A milk sheik!

What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous?

Safety measures.