What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Because he wants tequila. Literally.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

milk sheikh

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

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What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!