What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

cuz they're always flockin' around

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.