What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.