And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
He can only stick to himself.
Welp. You dim sum, you lose some
If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
It's the final condom... Ta da da da...
Umami!"
A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
A swallow
Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.
They show possession.
He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
