When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.