When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.