Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a R&ampB Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

University Jokes More University Jokes

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.